You might be a scrapper if:

If you’ve ever gotten overly excited when you realized that it’s trash night…youuuuuuuuuu might be a scrapper

If you’ve ever held up traffic because you saw something shiny on the curb…youuuuuuuuuuuuu might be a scrapper

If you’ve ever gotten mad a friend or co-worker for throwing out an appliance instead of calling you…youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu might be a scrapper

If you’ve ever teared up at the thought of all of those things you threw away before you knew what you know now…youuuuuuuuuuu might be a scrapper

If the F5 button on your keyboard is now blank because you have refreshed the “free” page on craigslist more times than you can count…youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu might be a scrapper



If you’ve at least somewhat considered moving to be closer to the better yard…youuuuuuuuuuuuuu might be a scrapper