You might be a scrapper if:

If you've made your kids jump out of the truck at a red light just to pick up an aluminum can.......you might be a scrapper



If every time you hit the breaks in the country one of your kids says "Dad, can I get it this time!?", even though you really hit the breaks to avoid a squirrel.......you might be a scrapper



“Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared”-Jack Handy

If you have just loaded more into your vehicle than ever before...and are **** proud of that fact...yoooooooooouuuu might be a scrapper!

If you can tell the weight of (and in) your vehicle by the way it handles on the road...yoooooooouuuuu might be a scrapper!