I was getting ready to take in a load of shred yesterday, was throwing random junk I had collected over the week into the van, and some lady comes up to me and starts yelling "Whats that?!?" and I said "What?" and she says "That in the bag!" and I told her it was a stroller, to which she replied that she had put a stroller exactly like it out for garbage pick up on Friday and somebody had "robbed" it off the curb, then she started badgering me with questions on where I got it, I told her that I dont remember where I got it from, I dont rob anything from anybody and Im busy. Another time I was getting some scrap from a nursing home that had been throwing away a lot of scrap at the time, and some old lady passes by and says to me "Ah hah! Now I know whos been stealing the garbage!"
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