Do not piss on an electric fence, get pissed off, piss into the wind, or get into a pissing match with a skunk. Any of these will cause you shock and no one will want to be your friend. Father's advice after climbing off my horse for the third time on an elk hunt. He also said if I did not drink so much, I would not have to saddle up as much. Valuable information if you live in the country.
His advice for the city, do not get on an elevator with a full bladder. It will be the one that breaks down.
At my age it pays to have a one track mind.
Bookmarks