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hobo finds Joke of the day 10-27-2014, 11:20 AM
Patriot76 Last night the wife asked why... 10-27-2014, 05:21 PM
MattyNoNeck A pirate walks into a bar... 10-28-2014, 05:48 AM
MattInTheHat Joke of the day 10-28-2014, 06:41 AM
Mechanic688 http://i38.photobucket.com/alb... 10-28-2014, 08:21 AM
foobar Last joke I heard...It's a... 10-28-2014, 10:41 AM
logansryche I caught the first time... 10-28-2014, 11:18 AM
Pnutfarmer Limerick Style Said he at... 10-28-2014, 09:21 PM
hobo finds I was in a job interview... 12-13-2014, 01:45 PM
Patriot76 Have a joke about metal. ... 12-13-2014, 03:21 PM
sledge A blind man walks into a bar.... 12-13-2014, 04:29 PM
MattInTheHat I got fired today. My boss... 12-13-2014, 04:35 PM
KzScrapper This one may not last long on... 12-13-2014, 05:20 PM
MattInTheHat I went to see Santa today ... 12-16-2014, 02:51 PM
NHscrapman Technology for Country Folks... 12-19-2014, 04:26 AM
pjost An Asian guy was trying to... 12-24-2014, 08:46 AM
Mechanic688 * The Light Turned Yellow * ... 12-24-2014, 09:17 AM
Mechanic688 If you are a senior you will... 12-24-2014, 09:32 AM
pjost Plumber crack 12-24-2014, 10:04 AM
Yunkman Wife: Dear, I think I'm... 12-24-2014, 04:53 PM
jimicrk Needs some crack spackle. 12-24-2014, 05:44 PM
hobo finds Why does the bride always... 03-23-2015, 03:54 PM
jimicrk Oh man, I told that joke in... 03-23-2015, 04:41 PM
sledge https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcd... 12-24-2014, 06:34 PM
MattInTheHat A man in a hot air balloon... 12-25-2014, 06:23 AM
cajunscrapper Before you read this joke. i... 12-25-2014, 11:39 PM
MattInTheHat A man comes stumbling home so... 12-31-2014, 03:41 PM
directrecycle kid comes home from school... 12-31-2014, 06:15 PM
ScrapperTrecycling My friend says to me: "Did... 01-05-2015, 11:26 AM
pjost I bought some shoes of a drug... 01-12-2015, 07:44 PM
Abuilder Those aren't polka dots, they... 01-13-2015, 03:59 AM
MattInTheHat As a trucker stops at a red... 01-16-2015, 05:16 PM
BDAScrapper Kleptomaniacs never get... 01-16-2015, 06:18 PM
NHscrapman Nice word play I like that... 01-17-2015, 03:54 AM
sledge So Andrew Luck (QB of the... 01-20-2015, 01:33 PM
brassbuster Alright Sledge I go to every... 09-11-2015, 04:00 PM
KzScrapper ^^Now that is F'n funny right... 01-20-2015, 01:52 PM
ScrapperTrecycling What do you call a smart... 01-21-2015, 09:45 AM
jonnyjeb Loved the same woman for the... 01-21-2015, 11:51 AM
BDAScrapper I tried to catch the fog... 01-21-2015, 06:16 PM
Mechanic688 Know what they call an... 01-25-2015, 02:01 PM
johnbradley At a hotel restaurant, a man... 01-25-2015, 01:12 PM
KzScrapper A blonde driving a car became... 02-02-2015, 03:37 AM
NHscrapman HAHAHA awesome joke to start... 02-02-2015, 03:38 AM
sledge https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akam... 02-02-2015, 04:27 AM
KzScrapper With the suspension of Brian... 02-11-2015, 07:03 AM
pjost He cannot lie. (He likes big... 02-11-2015, 07:08 AM
hobo finds Two men are sitting at a... 02-18-2015, 12:06 PM
ScrapperTrecycling What's the difference between... 03-25-2015, 12:21 PM
jimicrk What's the difference between... 03-25-2015, 12:35 PM
Abuilder I hope you didn't ride over... 03-25-2015, 03:03 PM
hobo finds It was raining hard and a big... 04-06-2015, 03:26 PM
jonnyjeb how does Moses make tea?... 04-06-2015, 05:23 PM
pjost Surely Jew can't be serious. 04-06-2015, 05:53 PM
jonnyjeb hasidim do it 04-09-2015, 06:55 AM
harsas I really need to stop reading... 04-09-2015, 09:07 PM
KzScrapper A guy walks into a bar... 04-10-2015, 04:28 AM
ScrapperTrecycling A cannibal passed a man in... 04-10-2015, 11:51 AM
KzScrapper Two guys bellied up to the... 04-12-2015, 03:36 PM
pjost What do you call the space... 04-12-2015, 03:50 PM
matador https://www.youtube.com/watch?... 04-12-2015, 05:03 PM
jimicrk I never noticed the space.:D 04-12-2015, 04:52 PM
ScrapperTrecycling A blonde was jogging down the... 04-12-2015, 11:34 PM
hobo finds This goat walks into a bar.... 04-14-2015, 11:29 AM
hobo finds A sloth is out for a walk... 04-21-2015, 08:03 PM
foobar Joke of the day 04-21-2015, 10:30 PM
eesakiwi A blonds doing 65mph on the... 04-23-2015, 11:23 PM
ScrapperTrecycling Two nuns are walking through... 04-24-2015, 01:31 AM
alloy2 Canadian politically... 04-24-2015, 10:25 AM
pjost I used to do it all night....... 04-29-2015, 10:15 AM
hobo finds Night of Drinking A man and... 05-12-2015, 02:30 PM
MattInTheHat One sunny day in 2009, an old... 05-17-2015, 04:52 PM
MattInTheHat Once upon a time the... 05-17-2015, 01:44 PM
MattInTheHat What tools are for ! DRILL... 05-22-2015, 05:52 PM
harsas Ok, my faith in this thread... 05-22-2015, 06:49 PM
hobo finds A man walks into the Election... 06-04-2015, 04:43 PM
erewen http://41.media.tumblr.com/086... 06-05-2015, 03:21 AM
Mechanic688 I need one of these put up... 06-27-2015, 08:32 PM
hobo finds what do you call a fight... 07-16-2015, 03:15 PM
NHscrapman 6 Parts of a wood stove ... 08-24-2015, 02:33 PM
bigburtchino Hobo - I needed that laugh... 08-24-2015, 04:20 PM
eesakiwi Theres three sorts of birds.... 08-26-2015, 03:41 AM
NHscrapman A man staggers into the... 09-11-2015, 02:37 PM
hobo finds A man boarded an airplane and... 09-23-2015, 09:17 AM
Sirscrapalot lol This is why I miss you... 10-08-2015, 07:18 PM
Mechanic688 As a guitarist, I play many... 10-15-2015, 09:11 PM
t00nces2 Two strings are walking down... 10-15-2015, 09:50 PM
hobo finds A guy goes in an adult book... 12-07-2015, 05:31 PM
jimicrk Oh my god, the automatic... 12-07-2015, 05:40 PM
Mike1286 So there's 2 women who enjoy... 12-08-2015, 10:20 AM
pjost A man is dating three women... 12-08-2015, 04:18 PM
hobo finds Husband and Wife Christmas... 01-07-2016, 09:03 AM
BDAScrapper "Did you know, that 25% of... 01-09-2016, 12:58 PM
hobo finds A man comes home to his wife... 01-09-2016, 03:03 PM
hobo finds One day, the winner of a... 01-11-2016, 10:55 AM
AdmiralAluminum What animals would you see in... 01-12-2016, 06:57 AM
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lousypirate I laughed. Might have been... 02-04-2016, 10:08 PM
alloy2 How many of you remember... 02-05-2016, 12:48 AM
alloy2 Johnny not the brightest kid... 02-05-2016, 12:45 AM
pjost Blond Joke 04-18-2016, 09:42 AM
Scrappah Why do blondes like tilt... 04-18-2016, 03:49 PM
alloy2 Bill the butcher had his wife... 04-19-2016, 08:02 AM
pjost 86 year-old man goes to the... 05-02-2016, 10:50 AM
hobo finds A funeral procession pulled... 05-12-2016, 01:42 PM
hobo finds I stopped by my local Ford... 06-23-2016, 10:09 AM
ClarindaPrill Here ... 07-13-2016, 08:28 PM
pjost Two blonds meet at a busy... 07-15-2016, 09:13 AM
L0ckAnL0ad Two peanuts were walking down... 07-15-2016, 05:16 PM
miked I am OLD, I had to say that... 07-16-2016, 05:10 PM
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wildliferacer Nice jokes! LOL 09-29-2016, 03:10 PM
Sirscrapalot https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowre... 09-29-2016, 06:14 PM
kane333 Wife says "Honey, my boobs... 10-13-2016, 10:44 PM
hobo finds Running goat joke Two... 11-15-2016, 09:06 AM
pjost Two parents take their son on... 01-17-2017, 05:43 PM
manjelle A cowboy walks into a crowded... 01-19-2017, 07:05 AM
hobo finds There was this farmer walking... 01-19-2017, 10:58 AM
hobo finds "In one day Trump got more... 01-23-2017, 12:24 PM
jimicrk I'll comment on the other... 01-23-2017, 03:48 PM
jimicrk https://www.youtube.com/watch?... 01-29-2017, 04:43 PM
hobo finds The Atlanta Falcons won the... 02-06-2017, 12:37 PM
pjost 3381 02-07-2017, 01:57 PM
street_sweeper Stan Borenson the famous... 02-06-2017, 06:27 PM
laptoprecycleservices so funny .. i like this 02-23-2017, 07:15 PM
EDC76 A young guy from Idaho moves... 02-23-2017, 11:37 PM
laptoprecycleservices nice jokes thanks to everyone... 03-02-2017, 10:17 PM
hobo finds http://www.iamatexan.com/wp-co... 04-13-2017, 10:32 AM
wildliferacer I just want to share a... 04-26-2017, 06:01 AM
hobo finds A husband and wife had some... 06-03-2017, 12:17 PM
pjost Just after my wife had given... 09-01-2017, 06:42 AM
t00nces2 A guy invents a helmet to... 09-01-2017, 10:47 AM
hobo finds A woman has twins and gives... 09-01-2017, 04:23 PM
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auminer Best laugh in the whole... 08-21-2021, 05:26 AM
MattInTheHat Grammar is very important.... 12-16-2014, 03:24 PM
auminer So Fred had recently divorced... 10-08-2015, 02:18 PM
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