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hobo finds Joke of the day 10-27-2014, 11:20 AM
Patriot76 Last night the wife asked why... 10-27-2014, 05:21 PM
MattyNoNeck A pirate walks into a bar... 10-28-2014, 05:48 AM
MattInTheHat Joke of the day 10-28-2014, 06:41 AM
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sledge A blind man walks into a bar.... 12-13-2014, 04:29 PM
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Mechanic688 * The Light Turned Yellow * ... 12-24-2014, 09:17 AM
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pjost Plumber crack 12-24-2014, 10:04 AM
Yunkman Wife: Dear, I think I'm... 12-24-2014, 04:53 PM
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sledge https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcd... 12-24-2014, 06:34 PM
MattInTheHat A man in a hot air balloon... 12-25-2014, 06:23 AM
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MattInTheHat A man comes stumbling home so... 12-31-2014, 03:41 PM
directrecycle kid comes home from school... 12-31-2014, 06:15 PM
ScrapperTrecycling My friend says to me: "Did... 01-05-2015, 11:26 AM
pjost I bought some shoes of a drug... 01-12-2015, 07:44 PM
Abuilder Those aren't polka dots, they... 01-13-2015, 03:59 AM
MattInTheHat As a trucker stops at a red... 01-16-2015, 05:16 PM
BDAScrapper Kleptomaniacs never get... 01-16-2015, 06:18 PM
NHscrapman Nice word play I like that... 01-17-2015, 03:54 AM
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BDAScrapper I tried to catch the fog... 01-21-2015, 06:16 PM
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johnbradley At a hotel restaurant, a man... 01-25-2015, 01:12 PM
KzScrapper A blonde driving a car became... 02-02-2015, 03:37 AM
NHscrapman HAHAHA awesome joke to start... 02-02-2015, 03:38 AM
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hobo finds It was raining hard and a big... 04-06-2015, 03:26 PM
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jonnyjeb hasidim do it 04-09-2015, 06:55 AM
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    * The Light Turned Yellow *

    The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

    He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

    After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

    He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the"Choose Life" license plate holder, the "Follow Me to Sunday-School" bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....

    I assumed you had stolen the car."


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