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    Mailman

    I keep seeing this mailman in my nightmares!!.........Like when I am on the forum even when I don't have mail he appears like a ghost on the screen........I have not taken drugs in years could this be an after effect


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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeinreco View Post
    I keep seeing this mailman in my nightmares!!.........Like when I am on the forum even when I don't have mail he appears like a ghost on the screen........I have not taken drugs in years could this be an after effect
    I think you're just a little overwhelmed with all the scrap you have in your driveway and you need someone to give it to relieving you of the burden. The mailman is trying to tell you that you should PM me so we can meet somewhere between Nashville and Knoxville.

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    I just sent you 17 private messages about the mailman. Lol.
    Money is not the root of all evil, the love of money is.

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    no honestly not sure if I was tired or what but I could have sworn I saw his shadow everytime I logged in last night

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    I hope those dreams are not a sign that you are about to go POSTAL.

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    Buuhahahahaw!!!!!


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    Buuhahahahaw!!!!!

    Yeah that's HIM..........I think he is haunting my computer!!!!

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    Just turn him off for a couple of days. Then you'll know!

    We need multiple mailmen skins. I want a hot female mailperson option. This way, mike can have more peaceful "nightmares".

    Options for everyone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by matador View Post
    Just turn him off for a couple of days. Then you'll know!

    We need multiple mailmen skins. I want a hot female mailperson option. This way, mike can have more peaceful "nightmares".

    Options for everyone!
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    I think that's called a wet dream NOT peaceful "nightmares". LOL

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    It’s near christmas & the mailman is delivering packages.
    A woman opens the door in a sexy neglige and invites him in. Surprised, he follows her to the bedroom where they proceed to have sex. After it’s over, the woman hands him a dollar.
    The mailman, puzzled, asked why? The woman replied, “well, while I was making my shopping list I asked my husband, honey, what should we give that nice mailman for christmas?”

    and he replied, “**** the mailman, give him a dollar!”

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobo finds View Post
    “well, while I was making my shopping list I asked my husband, honey, what should we give that nice mailman for christmas?”

    and he replied, “**** the mailman, give him a dollar!”


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    I know that it's called a wet dream. This is a family friendly forum, though! I wasn't going to go there. But, it would probably be an improvement for mike as long as it doesn't go on for at least 3 hours. You'll want to call a doctor after that.

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