What Are Your Favourite Movie Quotes? - Page 3

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!



Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

Army of Darkness Childhood dream

You have Pacman?
No
You have Space Invaders?
No
You have asteroids?
No, but my Dad does, can't even sit on the toilet somedays.

Originally Posted by NatureRecycleFlorida

Rorschach: I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

Indiana: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage

Indiana: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go!

Originally Posted by L0ckAnL0ad

"How many *******s we got on this ship?... I knew it I'm surrounded by *******s" - Spaceballs

"You boys gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie?" - The Outlaw Jose Wales

"Am I saying meow? Do I look like a cat to ya boy? Am I jumping around all hibbity jibbity? Am I drinking milk from a saucer?... MEOW!" - Supertroopers

Nice guys! I will add another from Josie Wales.... How's it on stains?

What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
Cool Hand Luke - 1967 - Paul Newman
Luke: I wish you'd stop being so good to me, Cap'n.
Captain: Don't you ever talk that way to me. (pause, then hitting him) NEVER! NEVER! (Luke rolls down hill; to other prisoners) What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

Originally Posted by BRASSCATCHER

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

Someone has to put their foot down, and that foot is me!!!!

You have all been on double secret probation.

Dean Wermer-Animal House

Did we give up when the Nazis bombed pearl harbor? J Belushi