..have a reason for owning a 100 count pack of straight razors and a 5 lb bag of salt.
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..have a reason for owning a 100 count pack of straight razors and a 5 lb bag of salt.
Experienced Scrapper
Crush them with my space ship's gravity drive.
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Force feed him ******** till he is dead!
I would toss the spam monkeys into a car shredder.
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..shower him in used battery acid.
Faith x Needs = Motivation
Experienced Scrapper
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put his head in my vise and tighten it until his eyes pop out
Experienced Scrapper
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I think I would go all Joe Pesci in Casino on the old spam monkey... Head in a vice, ice picks to the cojones, the total treatment
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
Make him take the copper windings out of all of my motors...grrrrr
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Ha ha ha haOriginally Posted by Dixiedeadhead
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Roll him down a hill in a Porto-potty from a truck stop
There's nothing more fun and more effective than hitting something repeatedly with a sledgehammer
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Every other spam monkey shot dead...and the last one just left.
Recyclable Material Merchant Wholesaler
Certified Zip-Tie Mechanic
"Give them enough so they can do something with it, but not too much that they won't do nothing."
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Who feels left out?
Keeper of the Cooler!
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I'd shove'm all in a barrel, an have a barrel of Spam monkeys..cause that would amuse me.
Failing that..I like the stuffing them in a port o'potty an rolling it downhill, while making them strip those tiny little CBMs you find in tvs.
I'd say I'd let my avatar eat them, but..I'd hate to upset her tummy.
Sirscrapalot - I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. - Woody Allen
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Wow scrappers have some sick minds lol. I would just drop them all in the middle of the pacific ocean.
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Minds so sick, they destroy computer moniters just so they get scrapped!
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
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I would make him scrap 123300 home printers.
Sledgehammer Enthusiast
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Spam monkeys get flogged with copper wire with cpu's at the end
There ain't nothing wrong with an honest days work. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool.- Old Man
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And all I do is grab the BAN hammer with both hands, lift it over my head and let it fall. Spam flying everywhere.
People may laugh at me, but that's ok. I laugh all the way to the bank.
Keeper of the Cooler!
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LOL..I love it.
Sirscrapalot - Splat!
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