You might be a scrapper if:
When you notice there is a piece of shrapnel working it's way out and you think "should I keep this as a souvenir or put in my mixed pile?"
when you hear on the radio that the astronauts on the last scheduled manned space flight are cleaning up on the space station and you look up and pray that they drop some scrap onto your backyard, or onto the bed of your truck !!!
You might be a scrapper if:
Your ecstatic one of your tools breaks down because it is more for the pile, even though you have to spend money to buy a new one.
You visit the yard so much, that you're on first name basis with everyone, including the woman at the cash out counter....AND they've even offered you a job.
(This happened to me on Tuesday.)
Garbage keyboards > spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɐqǝ
You save the foil out of cigarette packs
You've called every bar in a 25 mile radius to find out if they'll save/separate their alum cans and bottles for you
IRA hell ! My retirement is in a 55 gallon drum!
Last edited by injunjoe; 07-22-2011 at 10:34 PM. Reason: I am redneck
When the white man discovered this country Indians were running it
no taxes, no debt, women did all the work.
White man thought he could improve on a system like this. - Old Cherokee saying
I did not surrender, they took my horse and made him surrender. - Lone Watie
....you are scrapping in your bare feet..
we only warh shoes with our Sunday-go-ta-meetin' clothes !
You might be a scrapper if your wife has to tell you that there is no way you are putting that water heater in the trunk of her car.
You are definitely a scrapper if you make her stay with the water heater while you go home and get the truck.
You might be a scrapper if you persuade your wife take the alleys through town and tell her if we find something she'll help you load it and she says"I think it's time you found someone else to drive the alleys with." HAHA
you know your a scrapper when you load the truck till the front wheels come off the ground then go back and take 50# off the tailgate.
90% of your route to the store consist of alleys
you have a plug kit and a portable air compressor behind the seat of your truck
you have judged another's feet by your shoes !
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