Cracker Jacks

Originally Posted by hobo finds

So I bought some boxes to give to the kids during our Covid Super Bowl party, I had one today and guess what the ****in free prize is digital! I am feeling older every day lol

Digital huh? They must know their clientele is getting older and need prostate exams.

I found this in a box of Cracker Jacks

Originally Posted by hobo finds

So I bought some boxes to give to the kids during our Covid Super Bowl party, I had one today and guess what the ****in free prize is digital! I am feeling older every day lol

I think they had to do this because of some food safety laws..... I think there was a law that you can have toys inside intermingled with food as it is a choking hazard (like if you open the cracker jacks and just start chugging).....


I think that's also why cadbury eggs are illegal here and why there's no toys in cereal anymore. I got cracker jacks a couple years ago and it had a sticker in it.... wooo

Originally Posted by kss

I think they had to do this because of some food safety laws..... I think there was a law that you can have toys inside intermingled with food as it is a choking hazard (like if you open the cracker jacks and just start chugging).....


I think that's also why cadbury eggs are illegal here and why there's no toys in cereal anymore. I got cracker jacks a couple years ago and it had a sticker in it.... wooo

If you choke to death on a toy inside a cereal box, you deserved to die!

Originally Posted by kss

I think they had to do this because of some food safety laws..... I think there was a law that you can have toys inside intermingled with food as it is a choking hazard (like if you open the cracker jacks and just start chugging).....


I think that's also why cadbury eggs are illegal here and why there's no toys in cereal anymore. I got cracker jacks a couple years ago and it had a sticker in it.... wooo

There's no such law and a British made Cadbury's were banned for trade competition reasons bc Hershey's complained. Plenty googleable information on both

Originally Posted by auminer

Prostate exams now include a free WuFlu test.

After they remove their finger, they hold it out & have you sniff it.

If you smell dookie, you're good.

If you can't smell anything, you got the beerSARS!!!

I think you need to find another doctor.