Yo momma is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fightin over a milk dud.
Yo momma is so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom, she said "Pick a corner".
Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn the cameras off.
Yo mommas face is so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.