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Ha I got a bunch of sayings I have heard over the years.
"You are either a burner or a learner"
"You can only squeeze so much piss out of a buffalo nickel"
"Your tripping over dollars to pick up dimes"
"Stop trying to rub two pennies together you can't turn them into a nickel"
"Hes so smart hes stupid"
I have a bunch more I have heard people say in this industry over the years I just can't recall them all.
Is there a cop behind me? Cos I'm about to make an illegal turn.
We need bumper stickers that say, "I brake for large metal objects" or "I'd rather be at the cash out window"
It's worth sumpin!!
...Then use a BIGGER hammer...
points to someone else's property and asks "you don't REALLY need that, do you?"
While checking prices at the supermarket..
"Hmm, a chocolate bar for $3, thats 1 Lb of Copper..."
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V These cost NZ$4 each, $2.70 on special. ~180gms, US$3 each for Cadburys *(made in Aussie)
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5297/...52c743a351.jpg
Whittakers are 250gms & taste better ~$4 . $3 on special (Made in NZ)
Thats something I can't figure out about the USA, food prices, menues are sooo much cheaper.
ALL you can eat for $10, hell do that here & you'd be bankrupt in a week.
Milks NZ$3.60 for 2 litres (US$2.88 for 1/2 gallon.
Petrols NZ$2.20 litre (US$3.52 gallon (4 litres?)
Dang eesakiwi where do you get a chocolate bar that costs $3?? I pay 0.50 for mine! lol
Partner says "that don't weigh much." Slowly gets out of truck, and sadley loads up framing. Gets to scrap yard, and it pays 35 dollars. "wow you showed me something."
Do you have any computers you need to have recycled?
Does that old metal shed in your backyard need to get hauled off?
Lets recycle that old patio set and the lawnchairs and take down the gutters this weekend.
Hey lets all go out on the highway this weekend and pickup trash and all those cans can go in this here bag :)
expect nothing, be prepared for anything -samurai code
*sees news crew reporting an accident and interupts* hey ummmmm so since the driver isnt around does that mean that car is fair game?
You hear a woman say "I wish I had more weight." She a scrapper!
*while driving* OOHHH SHINY.....screeeech
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Originally Posted by Miggs73
speaking to passenger about curbside find... "think we can fit that in the truck?"
"Hi, nice to meet you. Lovely home. What night do you set out your garbage?"
lol, so true, ...as also in many other circumstances as well, ...oooo shiny!! when something interesting catches your eyeQuote:
Originally Posted by MattInTheHat
Sooooooo..... What are you ganna do with that? If you want to get rid of it, i'll take it off your hands for ya.
every bit counts
what are those fools doing throwin aluminum cans away
theres a fine line between scrapping and hording
working hard for the money, so hard for the money
jackpot
eureka
OUCH
DANG IT
AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER FOUR LETTER WORDS
and my personal favorite: DOH!!!!!!
I'm still new to scrapping but one I learned pretty quick right off the bat when trying to pry open an electric motor...
"I should have put on my gloves before I tried that"
"I'll take that of your hands"
While curbside shopping: "Would YOU leave a ten dollar bill on the curb?"