Hon, where are the bandaids?
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
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Hon, where are the bandaids?
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
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It's only a flesh wound!
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I need another short steel bucket
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
Customer : "I just don't see how your going to get all this metal into the back of your pick up "
SCRAPPER : " Give me about 10 minutes ill be loaded ... tied down .... and out of here "
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
dang bro ... we almost tipped over ...
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
Duck.....
Have you seen my safety glasses? I may have just gone blind.
Satisfaction is the death of desire.
Crt & Ewaste Specialist
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We need a bigger boat.
Born to think, destine to succeed.
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Glad I saved that!
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
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"I'll take that for ya, if you like"...
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Do you mind if I make your dumpster lighter?
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
This is a funny thread from years ago... thought I'd add a few lines to it.
1) Wife asks "Was that #1 or #2?" I reply, "Do you mean the wire or the trip to the bathroom?"
2) Me talking to wife when she asks what I've been doing: "I bought a stripper. I decided to do this after watching a video on the internet."
3) When a friend asks me what I've do so far this summer- "I've been sailing a bunch of times. I meant garage saleing!"
Taking a vacation
That's got my name on it.
Taking a vacation
Where'd that blood come from.Originally Posted by jonnyjeb
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I just finished reading through all of these. They are all pretty humorous and more true than some people realize. Two of the things I always say are:
1: *looking around for a tool I just set on my bench 30 seconds ago.* Now just where did that go?
2: Dang it! Where'd that screw go?
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Things you'd hear a scrapper's wife say:
Her: "What did you do to your elbow?"
Me: "What?"
Her: "You're bleeding all over the place!"
Me: *Looks at elbow... sees a little dried blood smear.* "I don't know. I ain't got time to bleed..."
This conversation literally just took place at my house.
Out of clutter, find simplicity. --Albert Einstein
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
Wife: "What in the world is that?"
Me: "Well you know the price was right!"
Wife: "Where are we going to put it?"
Me: "I'll find a place."
Experienced scrapper
Kind of fits here..........Wife says “why do you keep bringing this crap home”. Looks in truck and says “ I want that. Don’t scrap it.”
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