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Since I've had a couple beers I'm getting a little silly.
I started wondering - if I could pick one superpower to have related to scrapping, what would it be?
Would it be the ability to see through trash bags? Or lift heavy items? Or turn shred into gold? Probably the last one. Lol.
Any other ideas?
Success consists of going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm...... Churchill
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I would want to be everywhere all at once so I could grab all the scrap before other scrappers pounce on it...
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I already have it: the unequivical uncaney ability to screw any thing up, no matter how simple or how much experience I have doing it . Not a good day today
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Mine would have to be laser vision. Much easier to chop up scrap and open compressors.
Experienced Scrapper
Mine would be to convince the yard man my scrap is worth way more then it really is and make double its worth.
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Extreme magnetism- being able to attract every appliance within a 5 mile radius
There's nothing more fun and more effective than hitting something repeatedly with a sledgehammer
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
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Your x-ray vision would be defeated by scrap lead.
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hehe, kinda like the grinch shoving stuff up the chimney. I think I'd want something like xray vision that I could look at a metal and I would instantly know what it's made of like a gun at the yards. No since being greedy,,,Can you imagine appliances flying out of houses?
P & M Recycling - Specializing in E-Waste Recycling.
If you enjoy your freedom, thank a vet.
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I would have the ability to separate all my scrap with a single thought. That way, I wouldn't have break down "days", I'd have break down "seconds.
Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
Thomas Jefferson
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x-ray vision eh?
Yall better not be takin' yer work home with ya.
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With great power.......comes more women........is that what your sayin Hoss?
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With great x-ray vision + women = potential lawsuit!Originally Posted by Hypoman
hahahaha.
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hahahaha! Nice!
dude with a pickup truck
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plasma cutter finger tip!
collecting san joses scrap
Rural Recycler
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My power would have to be telekinesis. Just load and unload using mind power and save wear and tear on your back!
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What a bunch of original ideas in this thread!
My back hurts so much today the telekinesis is looking awfully good!
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
Any of you ever seen "Watchmen"? Dr. Manhattans super powers would make scraping pretty easy.
Check out what he does to the tank at the end of this clip. I'm sure he could seperate the metals by type in seconds.
Experienced Scrapper
mine would be to have a hand that turns into a cutoff saw since mine got stolen a few weeks back
Aussie Scrapper
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Invisibilty!!!!!
No Doubt
....just imagine!!
"roaming the streets, looking for treats"
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teleportation of myself and anything i am holding on to
We're the renegades of Junk!
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