Amish Driving

**ScrapperNJ26** · 12-18-2011, 05:25 AM

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma'am,” said the cop, “I'm not going to ticket you, but
I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.”

“Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,” responded the Amish lady.

“That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that right away!” instructed the cop.

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.“Well, dear, what exactly did he say?” asked Jacob.

“He said the reflector is broken,” replied the lady.

“I can fix that in two minutes. What else?” wondered Jacob.

“I'm not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake,” said the lady.

**skylinejack** · 12-18-2011, 08:05 AM

O.k. this joke was funny to me, but get this. I read it to my wife (blonde) and she just sits there staring at me as I'm laughing. I can tell she is pondering something by the confused look on her face. Figure I need to explain the joke to her. God bless her heart. After my explanation she asks me ( and I quote ) " Is that seriously how they stop their horses?" I really , really love this woman!!!

**KzScrapper** · 12-18-2011, 08:08 AM

Pop quiz time George! Get out your #2 pencil.

**Mechanic688** · 12-18-2011, 11:49 AM

Figure I need to explain the joke to her. God bless her heart. After my explanation she asks me ( and I quote ) " Is that seriously how they stop their horses?" I really , really love this woman!!!

NOW, that's funny,,,

**admin** · 12-18-2011, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by skylinejackjr

O.k. this joke was funny to me, but get this. I read it to my wife (blonde) and she just sits there staring at me as I'm laughing. I can tell she is pondering something by the confused look on her face. Figure I need to explain the joke to her. God bless her heart. After my explanation she asks me ( and I quote ) " Is that seriously how they stop their horses?" I really , really love this woman!!!

LOL, that made my day.

**easyrecycle** · 12-18-2011, 08:49 PM

a good Joke + blonds = better joke....thats all I have to say.

**Hypoman** · 12-18-2011, 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by skylinejackjr

O.k. this joke was funny to me, but get this. I read it to my wife (blonde) and she just sits there staring at me as I'm laughing. I can tell she is pondering something by the confused look on her face. Figure I need to explain the joke to her. God bless her heart. After my explanation she asks me ( and I quote ) " Is that seriously how they stop their horses?" I really , really love this woman!!!

LOL! My sister is like that too! We'll tell her a joke and she just won't get it at all, so we let it go. Six hours later she'll start busting up laughing b/c she finally got it!

**msmoorad** · 04-29-2013, 03:21 PM

the only person i know like that is my mother

and then she says" i dont know what so funny about that, that youre all laughing like idiots"
then sometimes she finds something funny & were all like looking at each other and wondering -whats so funny?

she really does have a different sense of humour

**Bear** · 04-29-2013, 03:59 PM

A blind man, sitting in a bar asks if they'd like to hear a blonde joke.
The blonde bartendress says, listen here buster, I'm your bartender and I'm a blonde, those two ladies sitting behind you are wrestlers, and they're both blondes, the lady on the other side of you is a black belt, and she's a blonde! Now, do you still wanna tell your blonde joke?!
The blind guy says, uhmm, no, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 4 times!

**KzScrapper** · 04-29-2013, 05:22 PM

**sledge** · 11-13-2013, 09:57 PM

Dredging up an old thread here. I have one to add:

So a few years ago. My wife, the kiddos and I are sitting in a McDonald's.. the table next to us is comprised of 3 "tween" girls. All Brunettes.

So the one girl says to her table-mates "Hey you guys want to hear a joke?" She goes on to tell a "Blond, Brunette, Redhead Joke" that I cannot remember the specifics of now.

What made it hilarious was the fact that every time she meant to say "Brunette" she said "Burnette" instead. At the end of her joke she says "Don't you get it? Burnette's are smarter than Blond's" My wife just shot me the "Don't you Dare say a word look!"

**Sirscrapalot** · 11-14-2013, 02:01 AM

I have no jokes to share, lest that wouldn't have me on a vacation.

Sirscrapalot - Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. - Robert Frost

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