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Originally Posted by TheHoss

Jeysus.

I got pulled over, downtown, with the doll about a week after my 21st. Long and short of it, forgot she was in the back of my bronco, went cruisin' downtown, blaring country music from my loudspeaker. Got pulled over for disturbing the peace, and BAM, that's when they asked. "Hm. Well, i don't want too, but i feel like i have to. What's with the doll". I completely forgot about it. Officer looked back at his buddy, "We need an ID for her? I think we should run her for wants and warrants." The other cop said, "Well i think we already know where she's wanted!"





It was not a good night, lmao. Luckily they were calm, and basically asked me not to blare the music anymore, i apologized, blah blah blah.

Moral of the story, don't be drivin' downtown, blarin' David Alan Coe from yer loud speaker with a big ole' dip in, with a **** blow up doll in the back of yer rig.

You have got to take this stuff to an open mike night - seriously you are missing your true calling!

Originally Posted by TheHoss

Ya see, i would. But apparently i can be incredibly offensive!

so were a lot of the very sucessful comedians - Lenny Bruce, George Carlin etc.