Sorry but that's funny. When I was still doing CB radio repair a guy came in with his base radio and handed it to me, in doing so I detected a slight aroma and asked him "what's up"? He had set his radio on the floor while redo'ing his coaxes and his dog came by and hiked his leg and wet down his radio. It was all over the inside because of the cooling louvers on top and as I was looking at the circuit board I discovered the copper traces had been ate up by the dog urine. Even got inside the little wirewound chokes and ate them up also.