Welfare is not a career option - unknown seen that on bumper sticker
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Welfare is not a career option - unknown seen that on bumper sticker
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Thomas A. Edison
I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.
Thomas A. Edison
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Thomas A. Edison
If you AIN'T UNDERWEAR get off my ass .unknown
People may laugh at me, but that's ok. I laugh all the way to the bank. ~ Mick
Jeff Spicoli - "Hey Bud, let's party!"
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry
Red meat isn't bad for you. Green fuzzy meat is bad for you.
A dollar for a dollar and we each have one. An idea for an idea, and we each have two
I think we need a bigger boat- Roy Schneider- jaws
OPEN WIDE SAY AHHHHHH-Roy Schneider-jaws 2
Gentlemen, prepare to defend yourselves-Sam Elliot-we were soldiers once
OPEN WIDE SAY AHHHHHH- I thought that was from that Linda Lovelace film! LOL
Stupid is as Stupid Does
Forrest Gump
You have a sick mind.......I like that..lolQuote:
Originally Posted by hobo finds
Capt Harris..."Snakebite leader, Ripper Bravo Six, we're gonna need you soonest be advised I've got zips in the wire down here, over"
Helo pilot in "Apoclypse Now" just before crashing after his helo was hit by an RPG "We're gone.....byebye"
S**T Happens-Forrest Gump
It's a 106 mile to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses-Dan Aykroyd- Elwood Blues-The Blues Brothers
He who fights all day with wife will get no "piece" at night.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
"i sure didn't come here to flunk it!" , me, lol! when asked if i thought i'd be able to pass the coast guard merchant mariners exam in new orleans
an old friend - "It is better to have loved and lost...then to have paid for sex and not liked it!" but seriously, my dad - " no man on his deathbed wishes he had put more hours in at the office" True dat!!!