todays Craigs list chuckles. :)

under free
1. a large pile of branches

2. an evergreen christmas tree ( slightly used I presume)

I like the broken concrete ads. Free broken concrete you say!!?? Please hold it while I rush over to get it.

My favorite is:

"Metal clothesline poles for free. Cemented into the ground. You must dig them up yourself."

Yeah, I'll be right there.

Heres a better one.

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/wan/2768792733.html

Oak Tree Removal - $1 (Solon)

Large oak tree next to the house needs removed. You take the tree down, keep lumber for yourself and charge me $0.00 in return. Extra branches and leftovers can be thrown over the hill behind the house. No haul away required of scrap wood. Picture listed is just an illustration and not the actual tree to be removed.

Thats a great tree illustration, i always wondered what a tree looked like lol.

Had one that ran about two months here. "3 acres of FREE pine straw! You rake. You take." Yeah, o.k. Hope they're not holding their breath on this one.

Hope the home owner has good insurance, cuz he's gonna need it when some goon from CL shows up and fells it right into the house.

I'd be all over that pine straw.
Just the other day i was saying to myself "Where can i find some pine needles". hehe but true.
Pine needles are excellent for lowering the pH of soil.
Perfect if you want to grow blueberries but your soil is too alkaline or neutral.