Name the Mailman ... Contest

[admin]

Name the Mailman. He is a great mailman.

Winner gets a prize.

If the mailman ends up having the name YOU suggested, you win. Only one person can win, if more than one person suggest the same name, whoever posted it in this thread first will win.

(The prize is a surprise... and will only be revealed after the mailman has a new name.)



Additional Rules

* You cannot edit your posts after you submit them, that's cheating. For example if someone comes in and picks a name you like better don't change your post above theirs. Disqualified if you have an edited by stamp on your post!

* You can post more than once with names in this thread.

[ryanw]

Karl Malone

The Weighmaster

[poundigity24]

Cliff Clavin

[happyscraper]

Sam the Mailman

[jghilino]

Dave

[KzScrapper]

PostMaster PTS

[corycouch]

Weird Al

[IAscrapper]

Norbit

[telecomguy]

Looks like a Eugene to me.

[searcyarkansasscrapper]

Melvin

[auminer]

Eusmell. (Pronounced YOU-smell... which is how my dad, a 25-year veteran letter carrier, pronounces US Mail. )

[Ohio Scrapper]

SMF Messenger

[Jonn]

Steely, as in Steely Dan

[jghilino]

Slim Bob, from tekken

[Twisted]

Eddy Macintosh Ale
E.M. Ale
Email

[Pnutfarmer]

Al U. Minum

[JohnM]

Does look like a Eugene

I like Postmaster PTS though. I can see the error message now. "Oh no! It seems your message was not delivered. That no good mailman must be off scrappin' again..."

[PartTimeScrapper]

(in his sylvester stalone voice from judge dred) I am the MAILMAN

[BurlyGuys]

Scrap M***** F*****

Sorry, but whenever is see MF together...

[BurlyGuys]

Scrap Metal Freak
Scrap Metal Finder
Scrap Metal Fred
Scrap Metal Fungi (Fun Guy)
Scrap Metal Fool
Silly Metal Freak
Silly Metal Finder