Quote Originally Posted by Bear View Post
A Texan in NY was griping at the operator on the cost of a long distance call, he says, "well back in Texas I can call hell and back for a dime!" The operator calmly replies, "well sir, you must remember, back in Texas that's a local call" ; )
Texans get a big-boy complex when it comes to the size of their state. I remind them that if Alaska broke in half Texas would be the THIRD biggest state! (I'm from Rhode Island originally so i have a "little guy" complex i guess!)