My brother had a boat at his weekend lake lot, along with a little camping trailer. He used to get out there on weekends, but times change and he didn't have much time to. The neighborhood changed too, and filled up with druggies. They stole the boat motor, by sawsawin out the whole transom, and burned the trailer. He gets a notice from (wouldn't ya know) the neighborhood association, that it was an eyesore and he'd get fined unless it was cleaned up.
He bought new tires, a tag, and light kit for the trailer, took his own sawzall and cut the boat in half, loaded the boat onto the now flat and scorched trailer frame, and towed it all up here, where he parked it behind Dads old place, and dumped (haha, left) it there : D
a few years later I decided the trailer might be worth re-purposing, and got his blessing to clean up the junk (I'd already cleaned up one of his tires, it's now the spare on mine ; )
They were having one of those neighborhood cleanup days at the county dump(which otherwise takes only brush), and with a water bill from town you could bring anything but tires or batteries. I got a water bill from town and loaded up my trailer with a pile of excess plastic, trash cans full of old broken bottles, even a few stray CRT tubes in TV shells, and then the two piece boat on top.
It had some goodies still on it. The pulley system, SS attachments like rope ties and such, tie down eyes, etc.
I took off down country dirt roads, wondering if they'd even let me through the gate, but, there wasn't anybody even at the gate. I followed an old dirt path through the fields until finding a huge pile of trash, with a number of guys running around, one directed me where to unload, they even helped. They'd been joking about needing a boat, well, they had it now. We threw it all out the back and I started to leave but passed a man I knew who was bringing in a dump truck, loaded with trash, that had a shiny new looking SS double sink right on top, with the faucets and all. I asked what was wrong with it, he said absolutely nuthin! After he dropped the load, I grabbed the sink and took off.
They never even asked to see the water bill : D
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