Don't wait for just a goat, do a pig!
Can they be cleaned up an used for another purpose, such as plate welded on an turned into a homemade smoker/cooker/etc.? Maybe check your local are for any crafters that could use them for something, an let them worry about cutting them up? Probably silly ideas, but figure..better then nothing.
You could make the barrel version of Burning Man. Ha ha!
An seriously goat? I might have to add your spot on my grand tour with the cooler..I've never had goat. Goat cheese yes..goat..no.
Sirscrapalot - Will try most food once...usually.
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