Rather than treating my body like a temple, it has been abused like an extreme sport adventure park, and its still going for some reason.
I have more titanium inside me than I have in my Ti bucket, and arthritis pain is something I have had for a long time due to all the foreign material pinning my bones and joints together (when I finally do skip out, someone needs to fill the rest of my Ti bucket)
Being a builder hasn't helped my joints any either.
I have a ridiculously low blood pressure, most likely from lack of junk food and salt. (they often re-check, thinking I am cheating somehow)
Riding (well crashing) motorbikes has kept my mind feeling young, and my body feeling twice its age.
Staying positive in my mind, despite what my body tells me has kept me going so far.
Laughing at myself, and never taking myself seriously helps keep me on the positive side of things. (which is easy for me because I am a bit of a retard)
I have never been married or have any children, probably why I dont have as much grey hair as my much younger brother
I am going to live forever, so far, so good
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