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    I'll take one of those "moron lamps" for scrapping at night, or curb shopping at night, or even dupster diving at night.



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    I used my hazard fraught manual chain saw to get my Christmas tree from my neighbors front hedge last night. It sure is quite! I would have gotten away with it but my moron lamp got caught in the chain link fence and my key mini-machete broke when opened

    After a tough day this flyer still makes me laugh my ...off.

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    The thing that gets me: the TSA agents WILL find the mini-machete after I've forgotten it's there! HA.

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    I like parodies as it shows just how "smart" the world at large is.

    I went with a friend years back to one of those truck load tool sales at a local VFW. I noticed that they had some automotive radio/cassette decks that were in nice colorful boxes that looked very much like a pioneer box with a similar logo and pioneer was spelled differently. I asked one of the female workers there about the obvious counterfeit and she told me that was how they spelled pioneer in China,lol...

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    This is my first time seeing this thread. A good example of the many treasures buried deep in the archives.

    The Meglinating Variable Intensity Multifunction Power Tool really caught my eye.

    I'll bet every Who in Whoville owns one of those.
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    oh.... that's funny right there.

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    Hilarious! I want the nail unbender. You know how much money I could save?
    More than Scrap Value Shipment Tips: http://www.scrapmetalforum.com/scrap...tml#post242349

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    To bad they don't sell these.


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    The Dr.Seuss pocket knife is not for everyone Jimi!

    Egads next people will be calling for it to be banned cause it comes with a trumpet!

    Sirscrapalot - 1 fish 2 fish, red fish, blue fish! - Dr. Seuss..I'm not that poetic.

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    This is the first thread is saw from the SMF years ago. It was what brought me here. 😎

    HF is good for somethings and les for others. It is good for the one time uses tool. It happens from time to time.

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    would be a lot funnier if it wasn't so close to the truth. I did enjoy the chuckle though,

    thx
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    I would think that was funny if it weren't for one thing: That could ruin the engine, especially the computer. And if the vehicles have coils, you are looking at about 1500 bucks in repairs.

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    cannot lie the song is kinda cool Japan



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